Monday, April 29, 2013

Scooters and Shreeking

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You may want to go ahead and turn your volume off b/c when Ollie sees it's me coming, he gets really excited and Mrs. Master yells out. 

There are some really loud dogs that live by that fence and I always like to say, "Hi" to them.  It makes my humans really mad.  Can you believe how rude they are?

Anyway, I think I forgot to tell you guys that we got the scooter for Mrs. Master's birthday.  Really, everyone said it was for her but then told me later they all chipped in for me.  Isn't that so nice of our family?

Scooting along,

Nora B. Webster



Sunday, April 21, 2013

Shotgun

I called shotgun.

Master claims he didn't hear me.

So I sat in his lap.

It doesn't count as snuggling when you are teaching your person a lesson.

Front Seat Forever,

Nora B. Webster

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Ottoman

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times. I need a larger ottoman.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Good Night -- I'm Out

I took Mrs. Master to the Pet Expo both days this weekend to help with Taysia Blue's booth.

We met a lot of really great people but my very favorite of all was the OP Pack's mom.

She came while Mrs. Master had stepped away for 1/2 a second and when Mrs. Master came back, I was breaking out of the play area in the booth to meet the one and only Momster!

Being the kindest person on earth, she brought me treats and even though we'd never met, I knew she loved Sibes and I KNEW she had some deliciousness in her pocket.
Hopefully next time, I can play with Lightning AND get some treats!

Oh...this is how I spent most of my time at the Expo.






Ollie, on the other hand....


Well, Ollie is afraid of people so Master's sister came on Saturday and her entire job was to scratch Ollie and give him treats when he was scared.


Needless to say, we're all exhausted here.





Sweet dreams y'all,


Nora B. Webster

Monday, April 8, 2013

PSA -- Frogs


 Do you guys see that teeny weeny frog there at the end of my nose?




Well, I gave it a friendly, "Hello there!" lick.


Blech.


Frogs taste TERRIBLE!




Please learn from my mistakes and never, I mean NEVER EVER lick a frog.


Now back to your regularly scheduled programming,


Nora B. Webster

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Ollie's Coat is A-Blowin'

Note to Mrs. Master:


If you know what's good for you, you'll keep that brush on Ollie and away from me.

I know where you sleep and I still remember how to jump the fence.



Sincerely yours,

Nora B. Webster

Monday, April 1, 2013

Photo Bomb

Photo bombing is only acceptable when it's done by your most favorite human.

I forgive you Master's sister.  I forgive you.


You'll see that I've properaly trained Master how to sit in his chair so I can enjoy ALL of my ottoman.

Oh...and in case you're wondering, I chewed my new collar in half after I broke my other new collar so I'm wearing my old old collar and it has a Taysia Blue name tag on it (which is a whole other story)

We'll be at the KC Pet Expo next week so hopefully Mrs. Master will get the hint that I'd like a nice leather collar and stop buying these cheap-o nylon ones.

Peace out peeps,

Nora B. Webster