Thursday, September 6, 2012

Don't Be Silly on My Bus

Here's our syllabus for Foster Training:

Section I:  Wrestling

Section II:

Section III:  Digging

Section IV:  Helping Around the House

Section V:  Becoming the Master

All you need to attend my class is a foster brother or sister.  If you don't have one, you can contact Taysia Blue as I'm sure they'll let you foster or you can use your human as your foster.  Humans are always in need of training.

You can sign up to attend class by commenting.  There are a bunch of other classes but I'm not a tenured professor here so I have no reason to do non lazy things like list the class schedule with links.  You can look at Frankie's page for more details.

Sign up or else,

Nora B. Webster

13 comments:

  1. It sure is fun to train humans!
    Cotton

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  2. We too will train peeps. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. Well heck fire, I not has a foster and mum says I can't has one or she'll go bald...sumptin' bouts pullin' her hairs out.
    Can I use a sibling? Mum can't be trained, I gaves up on her a long time ago...sigh.

    Puddles
    PS: Is it possible you could train my mum to pick out a paint color and actually MAKE her stick to her decision?

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  4. Please put Ernie and me Both on your class list. We are gonna use our mom and dad fur the training. THEY could surely use it.

    PeeS Please send me your EMAIL ADDY... in case one of the teachers needs to contact you. THANKS Nora

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  5. We want to come to your class.
    We will work on training our human bother... we mean BROTHER. He is a smelly teenager. Can you help him not be so smelly anymore? We'd like him to smell good so he can marry and we can have his room.

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
    http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

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  6. We're in! I'll borrow a foster for the day, because we don't have one at my house right now. :)

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  7. Oh! We haven't signed up for anything - you know, being Siberians and all, we march to our own - hey, what's that? Some people say we get distracted, but that can't be true, right?
    Dave was a foster here, so I think I'll sign up, OK? He will, too, 'cause we like to do stuff together.
    Thanks, Nora!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  8. Nora please sing me up...some day I might need the info and I am always prepared
    Hugs
    Madi your BFFF

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  9. MOL 'sign' me up...I can only sing soprano in a car and it ain't purrty
    Madi

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  10. We are so there!

    Love,
    Teddy Bear & Sierra

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  11. Hey there, Frankie sent me over. You're class sounds great, I'd love to sign up!

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  12. Hi we are registering for class. Have a lovely Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  13. Please sign us up! Chip, Tasha and Anna Rose, the Dachsies With Moxie

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