Last weekend, my friend Maya came over to stay the night.
We like to run together and play.
The Master's had heard that two girls together was a bad idea. Because my best friend is a girl and all my aunts and cousins are girls, they decided that was bologna.
Then, I bit Maya's ear and made her bleed.
She started it.
You see, I was just so tired from going to visit my Aunt Pixie.
While I was visiting, I had to eat a lot of ham and other treats.
You know, ham makes you very very sleepy.
OBVIOUSLY it wasn't my fault.
Dreaming of a relaxing weekend,
Nora B. Webster
PS...if you are Jess and Glacier reading this post, the top two photos are of me and Maya and the bottom two are of me sleeping in the car