Wednesday, August 1, 2012
In other news, if you are one of the salesmen who came BACK over about 20 min after Master told you, "We're not interested," and knocked on the door AGAIN, I will bite off your arm if you come a third time.
After that, I will haunt you like the headless horseman haunts sleepy hollow. I have the power do things like that in my headless state.
Nora B. Webster
PS. I really do still have my head and I don't have ghost like powers but I might get some so beware.
PPS. If you are a friend, please come over and enjoy our new lights! All of us pups can wrestle in the yard while the humans sit under the lights and do all the boring things humans tend to do.