Just practicing being good for Santa Paws and any relatives who may be reading.
For your shopping convienence, I thought I'd give you some gift ideas for this Christmas.
You see, my vet report came back today and I have NO PARASITES! This means I get a real gift instead of expensive medicine.
A Diggler Dog Scooter.
It seems a no brainer that I would want one of these. The trick was convincing Mrs. Master to want one too. We figure since it's on both our lists, we'll get one together. *hint* *hint*
No explanation needed.
Go ahead and send your packages to:
Nora B. Webster
Webster Manor
Kansas City Metro Area
The postman knows me.
Waiting Anxiously,
Nora B. Webster
Darn! We were on our way to your house, riding on your scooter we gots for you to deliver the meat we gots for you but then when we were like a block from home we got hungry and ate the meat... we've decided to keep the scooter for ourselves.
ReplyDeleteHopefully you have nicer, better friends than us somewheres out there!
Sam and Pippen
Okays, well I didn't gets you nuttin' on your list but I hopes you likes it anyways...or at least gets a good laugh out of it. It should arrive in da metro area in a few days.
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Nice list, Nora. Since we don't think we can get the Momster on the scooter without falling and breaking more bones, and we can't get her to walk us at night, we would settle for some of those bones.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
We are with you with Nos 3. If you get too much chuck us some over here. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Mmmm, meat. It's always the right size!
ReplyDeleteNice. Oh, that meats looks mighty tasty!!
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Ruby
NORA... just so you KNOW.... Puddles Really DID send you somethingy.
ReplyDeleteI like the looks of that MEAT.
If we could choose only one thing......it would definitely be the meat!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, bella & Roxy
Consider your gifts on the way...well not the scooter that was going to cost mom and arm and a leg to mail and she needs both arms, so she will just send the yummy meat be sure to open before Christmas though or you'll get a tummy ache
ReplyDeleteHugs Madi your BFFF
If you get all that meat, we're coming over for dinner!
ReplyDeleteLove the scooter idea. We're a little too small for such a BIG gift.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
I think it should be the Twelve Days of Bullystikhks!
ReplyDeleteGood lukhk!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I happen to maybe kinda sorta know I've got TWENTY new ones in the pantry - not that I read Mom's email!
Nora, most excellent choices, especially the meat. There can never be enough of that.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Looks like you're doing a good job being good
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I like the idea of an edible gift...
ReplyDeleteWow Nora, it is clear that you have really been thinking about what you are wanting on your Christmas List. I sure hope you get all of them.
ReplyDeletebert
That leash is WAY COOL! And so is the meat. And the scooter. My mom wanted a scooter when we were younger, but Dad mentioned trips to the ER and talked her out of it. I have no idea what that was all about.
ReplyDeleteOur snow has been ZILCH so far! Maybe this weekend/Monday? I've learned not to hold my breath. Some snow thief is actively working to keep it all away from us.
Play bows,
zim
Drop by, I've got something for you:)
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