Sunday, September 16, 2012

Juvie

Hey guys.  I'm writing from Juve right now.  Before you hear any rumors, I'd like to set the record straight.

Friday, Master got home from work and let me and Blaze out back.  He kept checking on us over and over.  I thought it meant he wanted to play jump the fence with me so I went ahead and jumped the fence into the neighbors yard.

I mean, Master was practically BEGGING me to play.

 Master came RUNNING outside and then disappeared.  When he reappeared, I noticed that I could see him through the neighbor's house.  Their back garage door and their big garage door were open.




"OH!"  I thought to myself, "Master wants to play chase AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD!"

So, I took off.

Blah blah...the rest is history.  I met up with some dog friends a few blocks down (I'd lost Master MILES back) and their humans called Master.
Unfortunately, it was AFTER Master had already called Mrs. Master and told her to COME HOME RIGHT NOW!

What he didn't tell her is that it was all his idea.

Now, I'm trying to dig out of here.  

SOS,

Nora B. Webster

PS.  Blaze is with me so I'm not lonely.

18 comments:

  1. So let me get this straight... you were framed by your own Master? He should be the one having to dig out!

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  2. Nora I have always heard concession is good for the soul...and girlfriend your soul is in need of some good vibes. I had no idea you lead Mr. Master on a wild Huskie chase. You might get out of Juvie on good behavior by the time you are old enough to drive.
    I will send you some fancy bread to go w your water
    Hugs
    Madi STILL your BFFF

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  3. MOL MOM MEANT CONFESSION NOT CONCESSION...I AM PRETTY SUR PE THEY DO NOT HAVE A CONCESSION STAND IN JUVIE

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  4. That is soooooo unfair. They WANT you to play and then when you DO, you get in trouble....Humans, who can figure them out!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  5. Oh, the nerves! I totally feel for ya girl! Ma does stuffs like that to me ALL THE TIME!
    Wells, I'm workin' on another batch of those biscuts with the file baked inside (sorry I ate the first batch! hehehe), but it looks like maybe a spoon might be more useful for your tunnel....gotta start a NEW batch! Let ya know how it's comin'...

    Kisses,

    Ruby

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  6. Nora, next time run to OP and we will cover for you:) We can't believe your Dad made you take the rap for him.

    Yes, it is beautiful outside, we all had some great walks tonight.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  7. Hmph. Next time, Master needs to give you better directions. It's totally not fair that you're in trouble for something HE started!

    Good luck, Girl! At least having Blaze for company will make the time go faster. :-)

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  8. Oh dear, seams like you and Floyd like to play a similar game... The humans don't seam to like it much though...

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  9. Nora we didn't realise you got that far. Wow what an adventure. Hope you are out of jail soon. Have a wonderful Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  10. The whole thing smells like a set-up to me! Is Mr. Master in a time-out or anything?
    So... you mentioned you're growing hydrangea! Are you and Blaze digging the holes? Ha roo roo roo! Mom had three Oak Leaf Hydrangeas that a nursery put in for her. Did you note the past tense? Somebunny ate them. Down to the GROUND. Bunnies aren't supposed to DO that, we we were over-run with them that year, and the buns took out the hydrangea! So my advice would be - keep them away from bunnies! (Mom now uses a product called Liquid Fence that just reeks!!!! Oh, it's worse than anything you'd ever dream about getting to roll in. Apparently bunnies hate it. Go figure.)
    If you bust outta there, head west. Stop in and see me and Dave!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  11. Apparently I played this game with Calhoun last week- twice! Once while I was in my PJs sick with a cold... Who knew I wanted to play then?

    Mamma Heartbeat

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  12. OMD, Nora, how could Master do that to you when it was all his idea?! I'll sneak you a file in a pupcake.

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  13. You know that is on your PERMANENT RECORD now.
    You are so screwed... won't get into any good schools now. I mean you can get into Kansas or Oklahoma State, but no place good -snickers-

    O_o
    Hopefully our mom doesn't know about this cause we might not be able to play anymore.

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
    http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

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  14. Hey Nora, the very well-behaved Siberian! It's me, Dave. Zim and I have an award for you! It's because you're so VERY well-behaved and are such a distinguished Siberian Husky and all.
    Luv,
    Dave

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  15. Oh My Nora, you sound like the Sibe my Mom had before me...Mischa was a total escape artist and she was once returned by the UPS truck driver MOL and I would like to follow your blog, but I ask that you add the follow by email button so I can do that. thank you, Savannah

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  16. Trading System
    WOW! What a lovely post thanks for sharing and just keep up the good work.

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