Crush

My boyfriend is in town this week.  A few months ago, he moved far far far far far far away to a place with boulders.

Oh, the name is Boulder.

Do you know where it is and how I can get to him?

We met at the dog park and he was out playing with the other dogs so I had to go find him.

Hey Blu, are you under that table?

Nope, not under there.  Maybe he's over there.

Hey, you guys aren't my boyfriend.  GROSS, your foster brother is never your boyfriend.  GROSS GROSS GROSS

 That's my boyfriend's brother there by Jasper.

You should also never date your boyfriend's brother.  That would be gross too.

There he is.  That's my boyfriend Blu.  Isn't he handsome?

Smitten,

Nora B. Webster