Friday, April 6, 2012

Job Hunt

This is a photo of me stopping Mrs. Master from taking Jasper's (now Kodi) pic.  Obviously it's old.  Don't I have the best tail?

Anyway, Kodi is doing well in his new home and his new family is really great.

In other news, are any of you hiring?  SOMEONE chewed the garden hose in half.  While there's no proof, there's also no foster right now so everyone just ASSUMES it was me.  I was told that my bone allowance will go to buy a new hose.

If you know anyone looking to hire a digger, exterminator, plant tramper, personal trainer, woo-er, dish cleaner or just about anything, I'd like to apply.  My resume isn't quite ready but they can read my blog to see real proof of all of my wonderful skills.

Job Hunting,

Nora B. Webster


  1. Well Nora I tell all my K9 friends who are unjustly accused of a naughty act...the best defense is to say 'the cat did it'!! You might not have a cat but heck they are so sneaky (I speak from experience) one probably jumped into your yard in the dark of the night just to get you in trouble. BTW: My advice is free
    Hugs Madi

  2. Wells I don't believes dis fur one moment. You surely didn't do no such of a thing. I am gonna go withs da possum...yep, I belives it was da possum, in da yard withs da...sumptin, I can't thinks right nows.
    Do you happen to do floors?


  3. You know what they say... the ones that accuse are usually the ones that have done the deed! What?!? Nobuddy says that? Well, WE do!

    Sam and Pippen

  4. I don't think it is fair to charge you without proof. It could have been anything that chewed that hose, but I am guessing squirrels. I would go with that and hope that no incriminating teeth marks were left.

    Loveys Sasha

  5. Maybe a skunk or a possum or someone like THAT chewed the hose! Or a MOLE! They're sneaky. Yep. My money is on a mole.
    Hey... some guys down the street actually hired some bipeds to dig a hole for them. Can you believe that?!? With me and Dave around? Anyway, maybe these guys won't get the job done; if they don't, I'll see what I can do about putting a good word in for you!
    Play bows,

  6. I Agree with everybuddy else.. It was either the Possum, Skunk, MOLE, or a TREE RAT. CERTAINLY nobuddy with such a gorgeous TAIL could be guilty of this. ORRRRRRRRR... you could as.. WHO left it OUT where the SUN could cause a big Split.

  7. So, what was your dad doing when said hose was diskhovered to have said hole?

    Just sayin'

    PeeEssWoo: Nice tail!

  8. There is no way you could've done that to the hose.

    Teddy Bear & Sierra

  9. We also don't like when they ASSUME it was us...just 'cause there was nobody else around and they think nobody else is likely to dig holes in the back yard! We'll see if Mommy will give you a job here-we could use more help with some of our stuff ;)
    Maddy and Owen

  10. Wait a minute... you get a BONE allowance????

  11. Humans can be so accusatory! It's okay, I know you're innocent.