Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Words on Wednesday -- Hey Robbers


For those of you who can't play this (or don't want to play it), this is one of AllState's mayhem commercials.  It has people robbing a house while the guard dog (the mayhem guy) chews on a big juicy bone.  For some reason, the masters totally relate to this commercial.

Sorely Offended,

Nora B. Webster

Legal disclaimer:  We are not advertising for AllState and don't even actually use them for insurance.  Also, obviously, I would bite your arm off if you tried to break into MY house.

12 comments:

  1. My mom loves that commercial. I don't know why. I wouldn't take a bone from strangers! I'd jump on them and lick them to death.

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  2. I so don;t gets dat commercial eithers cuz NOBUDDY can even gets on my porch withouts shouting and barkin and carryin' on. I mean heck, nobuddy can even walk across da street withouts us makin' racket. It's all in da name of protectin' my family though. Of course I haves no way of gettin' to anybuddy's arm though.

    Puddles

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    1. Puddles, if you just trip them so they fall over, you have easy access to arms!

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  3. We don't get that commercial... what kind of dawg is that??? We'd totally munch on somebuddy's arm if they came in without our mom's permissions!

    Sam and Pippen

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  4. Lightning barks at any new face that comes here, and trust us, he never gives it up. Phantom will bark if the person is wearing a red shirt or a baseball cap. Ciara and Lightning will kiss the robber to death.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  5. Bwhahahahaha...OMD, your Mrs. Master DIDN'T do dat? Yea, dis is just proof we was destined to be furiends Nora...so we can make fun of our moms togedders.

    Puddles

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  6. I wonder if a robber would rub my tummy?!?
    Woo.
    Luv,
    Dave

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  7. Nora... I know that YOU would TOTALLY Pawtect your Pawperty and your Peeps.

    Ernie and I are sorta like Puddles... Couldn't Reach the Arm.. Unless we took your GOOD ADVICE.. I may just make a SIGN about just THAT to post at our doors... so we Don't furget what to do.. in all the excitement.

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  8. Mommy loves this commercial BOL BOL. I would never fall for a bone and let anyone in my house. They would suffer my wrath and the bone would be my reward after they are gone.

    Loveys Sasha

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  9. Nora that is too funny. It might be more like what would happen here though. LOL Should anyone come in our house I'd run to the farthest corner...that is as long as they didn't smell like ham...then I'd be up in their face.
    Hugs Madi

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  10. I'd be jumping up on them -

    Spreading my fur and sunshine ;-)

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  11. Hi Nora, are you talking about the "no-sibe" fence around our landscape beds? It is from Lowe's, Mom got it there last year. It comes in individual sections that hook together. It is meant to keep US out, can you believe that? Anyway, Mom says it has worked because we don't jump over it, but it does have one problem. We all try to stick our heads in between the scrolly parts and our collars get csught. Then we get stuck and might choke. So then she got us all breakaway collars and they work great. Only trouble is that when the collars breakaway, Lightning chews them to bits. So now we are all naked except for Phantom because he doesn't put his head in there. Mom also has the sections tied together with cable ties for added strength. Hope that helps. Email us with any questions: theoppack AT gmail DOT com.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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